Several reasons why fat people are better than you (in per cents)
Fat people are better than you because:
1. They are at least 20% more floatable than you.
2. They enjoy food at least 15% more than you.
3. They enjoy sex at least 60% more than you.
4. They are at least 10% more relaxed than you.
5. For every pound overweight they have 20% more potent soul.
6. They are from 0 to 23% happier than you.
7. They are from 1 to 90% more intelligent than you.
8. They are at least 30% more likely to save the world than you.
9. They are at least 5% more prone to be good rather than evil than you.
10. They are 30% more knowledgeable in computers than you.
11. They are 10% more likely to be politicians than you.
12. They smell at least 50% more powerfully than you.
13. They are at least 30% more noticeable than you.
14. They have 13% more developed imagination than you.
15. They are at least 7% more creative than you.
16. They are at least 3% more talented than you.
17. They sing from -20 to 20% better than you.
18. They write 8% faster than you.
19. They are at least 4% more loyal than you.
20. They have 12% less secrets than you.
21. They desire 20% less power and money than you.
22. They smile 10% more than you.
23. They have 30% less wrinkles than you.
24. They have 10% more skin than you.
25. They think about their figures 5% less than you.
26. They worry about gaining weight 20% less than you.
27. They have 6% less nightmares than you.
28. They love animals at least 4% more than you.
29. They love plants at least 6% more then you.
30. They will have at least 30% less physical injuries than you.
31. They taste 29% better than you.
32. They are at least 2% better than you in your job.
33. They like movies 4% more than you.
34. They like books 5% more than you.
35. They like music 6% more than you.
36. They are at least 10% scarier than you.
37. They can take care of themselves alone 50% better than you can.
38. They drive at least 3% better than you.
39. They get sober at least 7% faster than you.
40. They can cook better than you.
41. They can tell a joke better than you.
42. They are at least 20% more likely not to be offended by this than you…